RAPE VIA SEXUAL ASSUALT

August 25, 2005

It is disturbing to read about countries wherein a lot of rapes happen, like South Africa, india, pakistan,Middle East areas, with instances of female circumcision (forced), like the removal of the clitoris. My aunts niece in France tells me there is hardly any rape in France as adults consent to sex and perhaps it is available and they talk about it openly.
In societies where sex is taboo, and a commodity, with no openness in discussion, and children are not taught how to handle it, and there are women haters or men who can not express themselves, there is rape to empower or to punish. It is a power play according to the experts. It is not sex at all but an aberration, a sick expression of power usually over women and children, now the law recognizes male victims. In Philippine law putting the sex organ inside a woman, or any orifice or mouth without her consent or against her will is sexual assualt amounting to rape.
Why this happens, some say they are latent homosexuals, just like the babaeros are latent homosexuals according to some clinical psychologists.
They need counselling.

JOKES

Host: What “N” (narra) is the national tree of the
Philippines?

Contestant: Niyog?

Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!

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Host: Saan “B” (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose
Rizal?

Contestant: Sa back?

Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay
letter “L”
(Luneta).

Contestant: Likod?

Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, “R.P.” ang
initials ng modern name nito
(Rizal Park).

Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)

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Host: Saan “B” (bea ch) tayo madalas pumunta pag
summer upang maligo?

Contestant: Banyo?

Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.

Contestant: Bubong?

Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga
babaeng
naka-bikini.

Contestant: Beerhouse!

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Host: Anong “L” (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na
sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay
nalulunod?

Contestant: Lifebuoy?

Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng
sabon
ang pangalan ng ito.

Contestant : Safeguard?

Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot
mo.

Contestant : Safe Buoy?

Host: Hindi siya “boy” at matipuno nga ang
kaniyang
katawan.

Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!

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Host: Anong “S” (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na
flotation device sa dagat upang
hindi ka malunod?

Contestant: Sirena?

Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.

Contestant: Siyokoy?

Host: Hindi ito lalake.

Contestant: Siyoke?

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Host: What “S” (Sampaguita) is the national flower
of the Philippines?

Contestant: Sunflower?

Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.

Contestant: Stork?

Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.

Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?

Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter “A”.

Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?

Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at
dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan
ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa “S”, nagtatapos sa
letr ang “A”, at kapangalan ng
isang sikat na singer?

Contestant: Si…Sharon Cuneta!

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Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster
(Eugene Torre) of Asia?

Contestant: Carole KING?

Host: Hindi, mas mababa sa king.

Contestant: Al QUINN?

Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.

Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?

Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.

Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?

Host: Mas mababa sa bishop .

Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?

Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.

Contestant: Jerry PONS?

Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng
piyesa
sa Chess. Yung
kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.

Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!

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Host: What “K” (kalabaw) is the national animal of
the Philippines?

Contestant: Kuto?

Host: Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.

Contestant: Kutong Lupa!

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Host: Sin o ang national hero na naka-picture sa
500
Peso bill? Clue, may
initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)

Contestant: Nora Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end
sa “Y”.

Contestant: Guy Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador.

Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.

Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA
AUNOR???!!!