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Why I fired my secretary
> >
> > Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very
> well waking up that
> > morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my
> wife would be
> > pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly
> have a present for
> > me. As it turned out, she barely said good
> morning, let alone “Happy
> > Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for
> you, but the kids
> > will remember. My kids came in to breakfast and
> didn’t say a word.
> >
> > So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low
> and somewhat
> > despondent. As I walked into my office, my
> secretary Jane said, “Good
> > Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!” It felt a little
> better that at least
> > someone had remembered.
> >
> > I worked until one o’clock and then Jane knocked
> on my door and said,
> > “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and
> it’s your
> > birthday,let’s go out to lunch, just you and me.”
> I said, “Thank Jane,
> > that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day.
> Let’s go!”
> >
> > We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we
> normally would go. We
> > dined instead at a little place with a private
> table. We had two
> > martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
> >
> > On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You
> know, it’s such
> > beautiful day… We don’t need to go back to the
> office, do we?”
> >
> > I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in
> mind?”
> >
> > She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.”
> >
> > After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me
> and said, “Boss, if
> > you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom
> for a moment. I’ll
> > be right back.”
> >
> > “Ok.” I nervously replied.
> >
> > She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of
> minutes, she came out
> > carrying a huge birthday cake… Followed by my
> wife, kids, and dozens
> > of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy
> Birthday”.
> >
> >
> > And I just sat there…
> >
> >
> > On the couch………………
> >
> >
> > Naked.
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